DAILY UPDATE

1:24 AM 11/19/2008

A RANDOM RANT AT 1:30 IN THE MORNING:

okay, what is UP with robert pattinson? the more pictures i see of him, the more grossed out i get. let me get this straight - he's supposed to be the next "it" guy?? since when did the pasty stoner look start representing the epitome of masculinity and hotness? i read twilight last weekened and i probably would have liked it a little bit more had i not been so plagued by the mental images of robert's sickly face. also, note to stephanie meyer: if you want to write a book about seductive vampires and their human girlfriends, THEN PUT SOME STEAMY HOT SEX IN THE STUPID STORY. none of this hand holding, cheek kissing crap. and don't give me that b.s. about how the book is geared towards 13 year olds and therefore shouldn't have any x-rated parts. 13 year olds shouldn't be reading about sexy vampires in the first place, all right? this twilight madness is seriously getting out of hand. every girl and her mother screaming like a banshee about the book, the movie, or mr. pale stoner needs a big piece of duct tape slapped onto her mouth.



SERIOUSLY? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE HOT? AND WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIS HAIR!?!?




words fail me here.


i'm sorry, i just don't get it. why would any girl ever be attracted to a man who probably has to spend at least 45 minutes in the morning in front of the mirror trying to get his hair to look that freaking messed up? UGH. ok i feel better now. you can all carry on with your lives. oh wait, one more thing:



THIS is what hot looks like. no nasty stubble. no hair flying in every direction. "there is a bomb on this bus!!!"


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